In Justin’s defense, Nobu has the *best* lobster ceviche and he was *really* hungry. A Scotland Yard spokesman said:
“Police were called to Barkley Street in central London at 9:45 p.m. for a report of an assault. A man alleged an assault and had suffered minor injuries. He didn’t require hospitalization. Later officers arrested a 45-year-old man at a central London hotel on suspicion of common assault. He was taken to central London police station and later released.”
Oh yeah Justin, you’re a real badass walking around town with these hired thugs. Well let’s see how tough you are when I unleash this PLUSH TEDDY BEAR made of PURE LOVE AND HUGS on your weak ass! BOOYA!
Aw dammit. That didn’t have quite the fear-inducing effect I was hoping for.
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